Sunday, April 02, 2006

Over the Cuckoo's Nest

This is the Stepford Cuckoos. We regret to inform you that Miss Grey is indisposed at the moment. We found her in the Kitchen wailing about the voices in her head. We got Mr. Worthington and Mr. Summers to restrain her and she is in the Med Lab as we speak. She mentioned something about eating galaxies and other galactic activities such as suns and moons. You know, the usual.

We found her password to be simple enough, so we decided for those of you who didn't know, that you should. One name in particular that stuck out was Trunks. She apparently has plans to kills this person named after swim wear. Mr. Summers says last time this happened she escaped and killed an entire gala-

As we type this Miss Grey has escaped her restraints and fried Mr. Summers and Dr. McCoy.

Her mind is a mess.

And on fire.

Seering pain.

Oh, the Jedi's are going to feel this one.


Blogger Gaia said...

Professor, may I ask that we not stop Jean this time? I'm actually quite curious. I mean, Jean attacking the Jedi? This should prove to be most interesting.

1:22 PM  
Blogger The Stepford Cuckoos said...

We do not think Miss Grey is going to out-right attack the Jedi.

But eat a sun.

Killing an entire galaxy.

And with Jedi being attached to the Force of Life.

They would definately feel it.

4:34 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

While I am all for cross-overs, I think if Jean did something to tick off the Jedi Order, we might be in some serious trouble. We're going to have to get a team and go after her. I hate to keep troubling Jon for his Danger Sled. Maybe we'll call the Star Jammers in on this one.

3:02 AM  

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