Monday, January 09, 2006

Phases 2 & 3

Alright. So the other day we caught Lorna Dane, and now we were after the second piece, Pietro Maximoff. I know, I know. How can this plan possibly work? Apocalpyse based his entire plan off of a video game. The imbecile. As for now, Gaia and I are playing along. So no harm will be brought to Lorna and Pietro.

After we captured Pietro, which was inexplicably easy. I scanned his mind to make sure it was him, and it was. Next was the prized jewel. A living diamond.

I flew out to where Emma was staying and kindly invited myself in. After a few choice words, I began to work with Emma, devising a plan. She would help on one condition. I would reveal it, but that goes against our agreement.

So now, Emma arrived with me in France, where I awaited Apoccy to tell me who I needed to get next. I would be taking Gaia with me, but he told me he had her working on some other special plan.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Phase 1

So. I was talk with Apoccy today after we brought home Celine. He was telling me his brilliant plan to rule the world with. Let me tell you now, it is ridiculous. Yet all to familiar. He told me how he wanted four certain mutants for some crazy machine of his.

I couldn't believe it. He'd taken the plot from X-Men Legends II. So my job today was to go out and capture Lorna Dane, AKA Polaris. So, I took Gaia along with me. She does come in very handy. And she also brought that pesky fox again.

"Alright. We'll start at the Mansion. Remember, most of the kids and staff don't know we're faking, so they won't hold back." I told her.

And without a hitch, Colossus, Wolverine, Iceman, Polaris, Rogue and Gambit all piled out of the Mansion.

"Jeannie, why'd ya have to do it? Why'd ya join Apocalypse?" Wolverine asked, poised and ready to strike.

"Silence you insolent fool." I snapped, waving my hand and sending him flying.

Rogue and Lorna instantly took to the air. Rogue fired several balls of fire at me, and Lorna tossed a metal statue. "Gaia!" I called.

She snapped into action, warping the statue into cotton.

"Nifty." I said, but before I knew it, Wolverine was flying at me at an incredible speed.

"FASTBALL SPECIAL!" he called, claws extended. I fried him. "Didn't you try that last time?" I asked, lifting him up and tossing him at Gambit. "Two down!" I called to Gaia. She nodded and used her immense psychokinetic powers and tossed Rogue into Colossus.

"That just leaves Miss Dane." I mocked, moving in on her. "Gaia! The ball!"

Out of nowhere, a large plastic ball appeared, surrounding Lorna. "We got her! Let's go!"

And with that, we were off to France again, our first prize obtained.

Friday, January 06, 2006

I did it....

I did it. I went and joined Apocalypse. Why? Too bother Gaia. She has been irritating me a whole lot lately. She says I don't bug her, but she's getting semi-defensive. Besides. I think I am more suited to be evil sometimes. I mean, I represent all of life in the galaxy, why not take that life away? So. I made my way to France.

Apocalypse was pleased that I had joined. He even rearranged his Horsemen so I could be Death. Isn't that lovely? Now with Gaia and Oprah, we only need one last Horseman.

I wonder who Gaia will bring in.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

I Ain't No Holla Back Girl

So. I received a call today from a very suspicious man. I can only assume that it was Apocalypse, rather upset that I turned down his offer of being Death. Oh well. He will just have to deal with it. But, I can use this to get to know my son, Cable, a whole lot better. I felt so bad that he and his friend Deadpool were eliminated from the race.

Maybe we can team up to stop Apocalypse. He is partially to blame for Scott's.. er.. condition.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006


Okay. I had a whole post explaining my triumphant return back to the good side when the power surged. Now I have to redo this. I hate electricity. And it's just another reason why I would like to destroy the world.

But I'm not. Trust me. :)