Monday, November 28, 2005

So...

I've decided that if you people don't get it together, I am going to kill you all. Starting with Scott. Then Emma. Then everyone else in one, fatal swoop.

I made this decisions for various reasons.
1. Because of horrible renditions of my character. On TV, various toys and movies.
2. Because my husband is a two-timing, pansy of a man.
3. For this new sensation, the rapture of destruction.
4. For the pleasure of the Phoenix, the unbound joy of evil.
5. It's GREY. Not Gray, not Grae. Get it right, fools.
6. Cause puppies no longer distract me.
That's it. You have a day to stop me, or to grow up. Mortals.
Be calm now, your time has come. Accept the judgement of the Phoenix.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Homeword Bound



So I left England this morning, and should be home by tomorrow sometime. Hopefully before Thanksgiving Dinner. On the plane, I was sitting next to some kid, and he actually recognized me. He started asking me all of these questions about some game he was playing. Some X-Men Legends II on PSP. I told him I had no clue, so he watched as I tried to play.

It was pretty simple once I'd absorbed the knowledge from his mind. I was in there TWICE. It was so weird. And so addicting. I almost wanted to take it from him, but I couldn't. But I did play almost the whole flight. He didn't seem too bothered. I must say, not to brag, but I was the best character in the game. He even acknowledged this stating I (both versions) was a permanent fixture on his team. I felt so loved. It made me want a child. Then I remembered I had at least 3 kids. Actually.. I'm not even sure since they're all alternate timeline of future or clone children.




But that's besides the point. I should be around later. Maybe. I'll see.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

British Invasion





So. I'm still in London, after my failed attempt to kill Emma. But it's okay. I had a run in with Betsy's brother, Brian, and his wife Meggan. They're a lovely couple. A little weird sometimes, but still very nice. Anyhow, they invited me back to Braddock Manor, but before we got there, I felt that mysterious telepath again. I asked if they knew anything about him, but they didn't. I feel he has a strange connection to Emma, so I'll get it out of her when I see her again.

So I just ignored it. We got to the mansion and had tea. Apparently there aren't always life-threatening situations happening in London. At least not like there are here. So Britains premiere superhero team was pretty bored.



I should be home soon. I might stay awhile, but I am beginning to miss everyone. I hate being away from everyone. Maybe I'll drop by Captain Picard's while I'm still in the country though.

Monday, November 21, 2005

They Had It Coming



So last night I tried to fix things with Scott. And in the middle of it he said her name. Emma. I nearly lost it and killed him. But I couldn't bring myself to it. So now he is handcuffed to the bed in a comatose state. So if anyone is bored, I'll pretend I didn't see anything. But as for Emma. I had plans for her.

I used my brains and beauty to aquire a way to England. Emma's right. Men are easy to control.

Anyways, upon my arrival I found the lovely home where Miss Frost was staying. I quickly demolished her Hellions. Leaving them in a heap on the lawn. I made my inside, but was met with an unexpected obstacle. It was dark so I couldn't see who it was, but I felt extremely calm. I could tell it was a telepath, as he lit up my mind with psychic energy. For some reason I couldn't control myself. I was completely intoxicated. It was so inexplicable. I loved it. So I did the only thing I could do. Him.


Then I completely blacked out. It wasn't until the next morning, when I was washing the blood off my hands, that I even realized they were dead. They being a pair of homeless men on the side of the road. I would deal with that later. As for now, I'm sitting in a cafe, on some guy's lap-top, typing this up. And Emma survived. But I'm all better now. And I'm not worried about Scott either. I guess I needed some action.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Tips and Tricks


Well I heard about Mystique's attempt to kill Emma. Pity. Next time she should take out Julian first with a swift kick to the b-. Oh my. Scratch that.

Things with Scott still have not gotten any better. He seems whinier than usual. I am starting to wonder if I even want this marriage to last. But then I think of all the happy memories, and I quickly come back down to earth. Why are the cute ones always such hassles to deal with? Anyways. Enough about my problems. Maybe I should rethink placing them on the internet for all to see. Or maybe not.

I think I am out of things to write as of now. This post seems really short. I'm so boring.....



Saturday, November 19, 2005

From the Ashes


Oh dear. It seems things are finally slowing down after that whole Shadow King mission. After we returned I decided to join the blogging community. I mean why should the Professor and Emma have all of the fun? I do hope I catch on quickly though.



I do apologize for... going crazy awhile back. It's just that it is hard being one with a cosmic entity and the sum of all life. I am really confused about alot right now. Maybe I need to talk to Scott. But he's been so distant lately. And I can't quite place my finger on it. Oh well. Maybe I'll just talk to the Professor and see what he has to say.